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Famous person needed for talking out loud

Famous person needed for talking out loud

Whaddup salmon nation! Are you currently a famous celebrity on (preferred) a worldwide, national, or (acceptable) local scale? Well you might be just the right person for the job of reciting  some ididntwantsalmon.com posts either at a large rally or possibly a non-existent podcast! Some acceptable celebrity statuses for this job: Dalai lama Congressman Usinger spokesperson Jebus Undead Jim Croce Local weatherperson Johnny Rivers National weathersperson Morgan Freeman Batman James Franco If you are a different celebrity status, please inquire…

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Interested in guest blogging?

Interested in guest blogging?

Good morning, salmon-hatin’ nation! Let me ask you: have you ever thought about being an internet sensation? Well you might be in luck – I’m currently looking for some OPP! That’s right, I’m interested in some other people’s personalities to contribute content to the blog. And you’ll basically have full creative control! Just a few ground rules: Must focus on food Describe taste Describe appearance Describe whether the reader should go get some Must indicate where food was obtained using unnecessary specifics…

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