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Month: December 2016

Post 23, 12/31/16: Ham from uncle Ed’s house

Post 23, 12/31/16: Ham from uncle Ed’s house

Happy (almost) new year, friends and others! I think you all knew this post was coming sooner or later, and just in time to turn the page on 2016, here it is – uncle Ed’s world famous ham (and various sides, as you can see in the picture above) from uncle Ed and aunt Mary’s house. I’ll be honest – this is the best ham you’re likely to ever encounter, and I’ve had a few three ham omelettes in my…

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Post 22, 12/24/16: Hulk hands

Post 22, 12/24/16: Hulk hands

Hi there salmon haters! Wow, what a great audience. I’m so happy you’ve joined me on this festive eve – it’s always nice to have you. Of course I must begin by wishing each and every one of you, regardless of your religious denomination, a very very merry Chrimbus. And thank you for your, I’m sure, reciprocal merry Chrimbus. If you don’t believe in Chrimbus or the Winterman, you might want to do yourself a favor and just get out….

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Post 21, 12/22/16: Ahi tuna poke from cafeteria at work

Post 21, 12/22/16: Ahi tuna poke from cafeteria at work

Yo yo yo, my little salmon followers! Wow, what a great audience. After a long weekend of sportsball watching and praising Jebus each time my car door opened (my car doors were frozen shut for 2 days – Wisconsin: come for the cheese, stay because your car doors are literally frozen shut), it’s time to get back in the saddle. Today we’re going to take a hard look at some ahi tuna poke from cafeteria at work. Now you might be…

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Famous person needed for talking out loud

Famous person needed for talking out loud

Whaddup salmon nation! Are you currently a famous celebrity on (preferred) a worldwide, national, or (acceptable) local scale? Well you might be just the right person for the job of reciting  some ididntwantsalmon.com posts either at a large rally or possibly a non-existent podcast! Some acceptable celebrity statuses for this job: Dalai lama Congressman Usinger spokesperson Jebus Undead Jim Croce Local weatherperson Johnny Rivers National weathersperson Morgan Freeman Batman James Franco If you are a different celebrity status, please inquire…

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Post 20, 12/16/16: Carne asada and chorizo tacos from El Sabor de Puebla

Post 20, 12/16/16: Carne asada and chorizo tacos from El Sabor de Puebla

Looks like we maaaaade iiiiiit to post #20! Wow, what a great audience. Thanks to everyone who has made this possible – for the sake of maintaining anonymity, let’s just call them “others.” Oh and tom. tom’s cat is already out of the bag. You might want to put the cat back in the bag, but you can’t just put the cat back in the bag. It’s tough getting cats back into bags. Today the main event is some carne…

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Post 19, 12/8/16: Pepperoni and extra cheese pizza pie from Glass Nickel Pizza Co

Post 19, 12/8/16: Pepperoni and extra cheese pizza pie from Glass Nickel Pizza Co

Hi there! Wow, what a great audience. Sorry it’s been a while since we had one of our little salmon-despising… group… therapy sessions? But don’t worry, I just got back from an angry… indoor elliptical session, and am ready and raring to go! Ok, I am well aware that angry indoor elliptical sessions are not nearly as hardcore as my usual angry nighttime rain and/or snow running.  vs  But sometimes you have a little bit of the ol’ runner’s knee and…

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